a bit of a laugh

IN A SOUTH AUCKLAND WINZ OFFICE ... A patch wearing Gang Member walks into a local Auckland WINZ office, stomps straight up to the counter and says, "Hey bro, I hate living on the dole eh. I wanna find a job." The fella behind the counter replied," Your timing is amazing. We have just got a job from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur bodyguard for his sex mad daughter. You will have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because there are long hours in this job, meals will be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year." The mobster picks his jaw up off the floor and says "You're bullshitting me bro!" The man behind the counter looks at him and replies," Well... you started it!"

I hope i have not offended any potential prospects or gang members if so then ill pm you my address and you can come round and suck my balls

For more information about New Zealand gangs and their application process, see you local Waitakere representative about the package Cellphone-and-not-getting-the-shit-kicked-out-of-you prison-noob deal.

There was a guy who had recently died, and he was at the gates of heaven. He walks up to St.Peter to gain entry. "name" St peter says, and the guy says John McJohnjohn(iono), so St peter starts flicking through his file. "Oh I don't see many good deeds here..."Goes St Peter. "Oh nah nah, I've done heaps of deeds" Says john. "Oh yeah? When?" Asks St.P "Well, One time I saw this little girl getting picked on by a gangster lookin guy, so I kicked him in the nuts to defend her."John goes. "Oh, ok, when did this happen?" Says st peter, and then john goes "'bout five minutes ago."

Dunno if anyone will get it. Took me a while.

he killed him....

When you die St. Peter will hold you headfirst in a barrel of all the whisky you've ever wasted and if you drown - to hell with you.

i like that moon and fairs fair

MOOncalF wrote:For more information about New Zealand gangs and their application process, see you local Waitakere representative about the package Cellphone-and-not-getting-the-shit-kicked-out-of-you prison-noob deal.

LOL MOOn. The young ones now days with there nu metal and there caps on backwards

Nu metal is old metal with decks and a useless vocalist cunningly disguised as a rapper. All except Blindspott >.>;
Fred Durst is older than you or I so when kids were bopping to "my generation", I was laughing at the irony.... (then I realised how much I've listened to The Who's song of the same name...)